Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.