Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Worst Jokes Ever
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Pooooop.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Canada.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
