Worst Jokes Ever
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
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1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What's better than poo?
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!