Worst Jokes Ever
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Your website.
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Robert Ryall
Jak
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."