Worst Jokes Ever

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

*funny joke about dicks*

Have you ever had Ethiopian food??

Neither have they.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I'm fucking retarded.

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.