Worst Jokes Ever
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Ghanshyam.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Ariana Grande
Lachlan's life.
Lachlan
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK