Worst Jokes Ever
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.