Worst Jokes Ever
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
My dad.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
"Tayam, I am."
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Ur mom gei.
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!