Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.