Worst Jokes Ever
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
No, I don't want to.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.