Worst Jokes Ever
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
My existence.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Willies.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.