Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.