Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?

His teeth.

What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

Did you hear the one about the hills?

It was hillarious.

A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.

The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"

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I can’t stand disabled jokes...

Neither can they 😂

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.