Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
Jimmylikeskids4
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.