Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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    • There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

    What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

    When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

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    • Playing a game called 7-Up.

    Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

    Teacher: It's cheating!

    Student: No! It's the object of the game.

    Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

    Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

    A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

    So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

    Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

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    • It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

    I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

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    • Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

    Beth-la-ham

    The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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