Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
I exist.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Christianity.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!