Worst Jokes Ever
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.