Worst Jokes Ever
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.