The Audio Engineer's Light Bulb

How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, kid. Audio guys say "one, two" into mics all day to check sound levels. The joke is he is so stuck in his routine he does it while changing a bulb. You probably can't even find the "on" switch for your own brain.

Comments (1)

Jagged Zonkey

1 hour ago

Why did you change the capitalisation of "One Two. One TWO. One two. One Two."? The idea is that the audio levels are going UP And down while the operator is doing this.

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