Worst Jokes Ever

I love my dog!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

My dad is nice!

And walk.

Hi I did a...

From your Dad.

I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

It had a ruff night. 😂

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

Why couldn't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home! 😂

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Very funny battery joke.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud 😂

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To wipe the chicken's ass!