What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I like Fortnite.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
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Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Uh oh, stinky!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
