I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Someone wanted to make a joke about a dead baby, but then they decided to "abort" the joke, which is also what happens when a baby is aborted. Get it? I know you don't. But that is okay! Your mother loves you even though you got fetal alcohol syndrome!