Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.