Aarif
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
I'm a clown.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
I love still things.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
