Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Orphans And Baseball
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Explain Bear
Listen here, pal. The joke is based on the double meaning of "go home." In baseball, after you get three outs, the team "goes home" and switches to defense. But orphans don't have homes to go to! Get it? I bet you think milk comes from the grocery store, you absolute melon.
Fudge
Unless, sadly, they are forced to live in an orphanage.