Worst Jokes Ever

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Teacher: Why do people snore?

Me: Because they sleep.

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?

A cop.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.