Worst Jokes Ever
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
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Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.