Worst Jokes Ever
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
You will never have a girlfriend.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣