Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
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Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.