Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Apple

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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

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    • Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

    Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

    And then the wall fell on them.

    Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

    Because the principal was going to call his parents.

    This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

    (Do you get the joke?)

    (Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

    I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

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