How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I sit because I can't stand you.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
