Worst Jokes Ever
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Get off of here, kids!
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
So 666-3629, so get it?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...