Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
My favorite website.
pornhub.com
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.