Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Alright, listen up, you dense forest creature! The son asks for 100 dollarydoos for a week-long date, right? The mom is like, "Nah, here's one dollar, go make it happen." Then the son roasts her by implying she's broke as hell with zero dollars. It's funny because it's a total reversal and the mom got served! And I bet you still use training wheels.
