Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.