Worst Jokes Ever

Hey daddy *winky face*

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

I have a funny joke: my life.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.

Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.

Person 2: I know how to fix that!

... Next day person commits suicide...

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

I have sex.

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"