I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
I looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
