What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Dababy
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Stephen hawking was in a house fir when he got out people called him hot wheels
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
doin (DYM 35)
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
