So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
What is the different's of a apple and an orphan
A apple gets picked
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Bored.
little johnny name is little johnny
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
