Worst Jokes Ever
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.