Worst Jokes Ever
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Alya is so retarded.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My name is Martha.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.