Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
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Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
