Worst Jokes Ever
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
And (DYM 106).
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.