Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Kart! (DYM 151)
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Mario (DYM 150).
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
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My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.