Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
The belt broke.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
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Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."