Worst Jokes Ever
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
10+10
"Homo Simpson"
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.