Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
