You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Worst Jokes Ever
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
This account is run by a peadophile.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
