Worst Jokes Ever

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Tamales.

I am an orphan...

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

What part do people slit the most?

Everyone.

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Spongulbub

Spingebinge

Sponk

Spunkulbub

Bobspunge

Spong

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.