Worst Jokes Ever
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!