Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What the difrents between you and an orphan
Nothing
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
My parents are like the twin towers, only on came back.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
ur dad is gone
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
