What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
