You guys are crazy!
what is yellow and cant swim a bus full of children
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
