Worst Jokes Ever
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Hey Aria.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.