Worst Jokes Ever
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.