Worst Jokes Ever
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.