Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
You dream in 4K.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.