Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Doom is eternal.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.