i am a fat girl
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
why did my fuck a girl because she said uh
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Trevor is a bitch.
if a walnut is nut on the wall then what is peanut 😳
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
why don't orphans rob the bank. because they're not wanted
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
why can't two chinese make a white baby. because two wong's do not equal a white
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
