Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
I want to cream, rn.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!