Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.