What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Worst Jokes Ever
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
