Worst Jokes Ever

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

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The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Want to have sex?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So they had someone to call Father.