Worst Jokes Ever
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Hope this is good!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
We gate.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.