You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Worst Jokes Ever
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Willy bum.
