Worst Jokes Ever
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Go to community, I'm bored.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.