Worst Jokes Ever
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
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Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Ted stinks!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
My dad killed Hitler.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!