Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.