Worst Jokes Ever
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!