Worst Jokes Ever

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Trout.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Chef Rhymes.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."