Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Did jesus die a virgin? ofc not you idiot he got nailed before he died!
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
if ur ever bored jus fuck some orphans, what they gonna do, tell they're parents?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
stephen hawking cant stand for army
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
why cant a orphan get vaccine. they need parental permission
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
