Worst Jokes Ever
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!