What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I only trust people that like big butts.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
